The Day Job Just Keeps on Getting Better

Tolerance:The capacity for or the practice of recognizing and respecting the beliefs or practices of others.

Like in most offices, my day job has a “suggestion box”, where employees can anonymously submit suggestions, which get read aloud monthly at our BPNR (financial) meetings.

On Tuesday, we had our most recent meeting. At the end of the meeting, our branch manager read the suggestions. The suggestions this time really fucking insightfull, real time-wasters. Without further adue, here is what they were:

1) Could people please make less noise when congregating together to leave at 5pm. Some employees have to work till 5:30 or 6:00pm and we find it disturbing.

My comment: Fine. Thanks for approaching the 2 or 3 people that might have been doing it one or two days. You had to be a coward and submit an anonymous comment. You are now known as no balls.

2) Cursing. There is too much foul language used at work.

My comment: Go fuck yourself.

3) Please refrain from eating Chinese food at your desk – it smells.

My comment: My head is still spinning, so I have no comment.

People, these were the suggestions that were in the box this month. The voices in my head haven’t stopped screaming since this meeting, so I don’t know what to make of it. What I do know is we have a bunch of fucking pussy babies at work.

So, what have I been doing. For one, I have been generally louder than usual. Secondly, I have dropped the f-bomb in casual conversation. And today, I ordered Chicken w/ brocolli.

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