Coworker Nicknames

We had nicknames for everyone back in the college days. Of couse, this was college, so it was common for people to have nicknames. These nicknames were usually either a shortened or otherwise goof on their unpronouncable ethinc name, or perhaps a take on something they did once where the name just “fit”. We had some decent ones, usually derived after a few pints of beer.

Of course, we had some doozys; Apatz, Zer, B-Dog, Dank, Crackhouse, and so on. There was one guy in particular that had a bunch of nicknames that started off simple and honest, and eventually turned into something very different. His name was Dan Schultz. In the beginning, we called him “Schlutz”, because that was indeed his last name. After a while and some beer, it became “Schlitz”. After that, and undoubtedly more beer, “Schlitz” became “Schlootzy” or some variant of that. One day, arguably after more pints then a human should consume, me and my friend Zuti decided that his new name was “Shit Face”. Not because we didn’t like Dan, not at all. We loved the kid, but we laughed our asses off because the names had gotten progressively worse and less and less like his real name, that “Shit Face” was the absolute antithesis of “Schlutz”, and that’s why it was funny.

At my day job, I try and have fun because if you can’t laugh, then all is lost. There’s a certain degree of fun you need to have at work; it can’t be all work. So, a bunch of us collectively have names for some coworkers. Not everyone, but some who are friends and some people who are not friends but whos nicknames scream right out at you. 🙂 And they are…

The Riddler
The Riddler’s Assistant
The Pumpologist
Little Riddler
Future
Mr. Magoo
The Nutty Professor
The Dragon
Snowflake
Pig Face
Gumby
Montell
Father & Son

The best part about all these names is when I offer to order and pickup lunch for everyone. I get to fax the order to the restuarant, and I put nicknames instead of their real name next to each entree, so the people at the restaurant get a good kick out of writing “The Riddler” on a container of chicken parmesian. 🙂

Quentin Does it Again

Hostel, by Quentin Terrantino

This weekend I got around to seeing Hostel, by Quentin Terrantino. I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone, but I will say that it was a great movie. Filmed almost entirely in Europe, the scenery is as authentic as it is beautiful, and the “cultural divide” between the American viewing audience and the European style is really interesting.

Quentin did it again – produced a movie that kept me greatly entertained, and showed off some damn good scenery. And, some hot girls. 🙂

The Evolving Google Rumours

Google Founders Larry Page & Sergey Brin

Google facinates me. Their corporate culture and way of doing business is unique, the freedoms employees are given at work are unqiue, and the products that Google develops are the most unique and useful found anywhere on the Net.

A few months back, I wrote a little bit about Google’s evolution, and how they might continue to evolve. At time, Google Desktop 2 & Google Talk were new. Picasa, Google Maps, Google Earth and Picasa had been released earlier.

Today has been another day of speculation for just what Google will do next.

In the past few months, Google has experimented with free Wi-Fi near their Californa HQ. Google has also buying back dark fiber all around the country. Many people are speculating that these moves will make Google an Internet Service Provider (ISP), offering free (advertisment-based) wireless internet nationally.

There has been talk of a free Office system – Google Office – that would target and compete with the Microsoft Office suite of programs. Google & Sun Microsystems are collaborating to try and bring Sun’s StarOffice to Google users.

Today’s newest rumour is that of a small, cheap, Google-OS based PC called “Google Cubes”, which will be sold through Wal-Mart to bring affordable PC boxes to the end user. The computer would not run on a Microsoft platform, thus driving down the cost of the PC by hundreds of dollars.

How much is true? No one but Larry & Sergey. What is true is that Google is a company that is not standing still at all, waiting for consumers to demand more out of a company for products & services. No no, quite the contrary here. Google is often beating the consumer to the punch, delivering a service or product before the consumer even realizes a need for it. The end user is the winning party here, with a dozzen or so (or more) free services from Google that truly shape the Internet we use today. No other company comes to my mind right now that works like this, and that’s a good thing.

For a look at what the Internet started off as (like back when you had to explain to people what the Internet was), take a look at this video clip. This is a 7 min video clip about “Internet”, circa early 1980s.

The Farting Preacher

The Farting Preacher

I’m not the biggest religious guy around, I tell people I’m a non-practicing Catholic. Non-practicing because I don’t actively celebrate my faith with the community and as I get older, I tend to believe less and less of the whole package. I was brought up Catholic, but as I got older, my viewpoints changed and so did my beliefs. So, there I am. A non-practicing Catholic. Anyway, that’s not the point of this thread. The point of this thread is the “farting preacher”. 🙂

Did you ever get up early on a Sunday and watch those rediculous evangelists preaching about God? These are the guys that touch peoples foreheads up on stage, and boom, you’re cured of your debilitating disease, or your money problems or gone, or whatever. Nice stuff to think and say to someone (positive reinforcement), but the problem is thousands of people believe these guys, and believe they have a direct connection to God.

Well, just when you thought it couldn’t get any more rediculous, someone took these shows and made a masterpeice out of them. Click on the link below, and you’ll be brought to one of my favorite Farting Preacher eposides.

Farting Preacher #4

For all of the other mini video clips of the “Farting Preacher”, click here on this Google Video search link.

I’m sure I’ll get some hate mail or whatever on this, or may be someone will tell me God will strike me dead. Well, I believe God has a sense of humour about things, so right now, she’s laughing. 😉

Welcome 2006AD

A couple embraces in Times Square, New York City shortly after clocks rang in 2006

First and foremost, a happy and healthy new year to everyone in the U.S. and around the world. My friend Jon from college is in Australia right now, and he was first (of the people I knew) to usher in the new year about 12 hours before me. Gotta love those Australians…great beer, nice cars (Holden), and amazing country both politcally and geographically.

I was never a big celebrator of the New Year, and by that I mean I was never one to go out partying like it’s 1999. However, it is a time to refresh and regroup, to look at the past and celebrate achievements & obstacles overcome, and to remember friendships and good family, finally then to focus on the next year’s goals.

I was watching ABC’s show from Times Square in NYC, formally hosted by the infamous Dick Clark, star of The Pyramid and many other shows. He had a stroke last year, and this year was his return to hosting (well he co-hosted this year) the New Year’s Eve show. Sadly, one can easily see the damage from the stroke he had, but he was quite brave to get out there. It’s encouraging to see people who push through obstacles like that.

I did the whole NYC/Times Square thing once, being I live less then a 50-minute train ride from midtown Manhattan. Security was never as high as it is now, probably one reason I decline to go in there anymore. Even though I might enjoy a good strip search, something about a guy doing it with an itchy finger on an M-16 makes it slightly unsettling. 😉

I often like to think about the big picture. Life, our place in the universe and what it all means. Here we all are, 6 billion of us, celebrating our relative concept of Time, welcoming in a new “year”. Kind of funny when you think about it, as our concept of Time is a human thing, something for our brains to interpret.

What exactly is time? Ever get that feeling a specific day or week was going slow or fast, and other people agreed with you as they felt the same thing? If time is constant, those feelings shouldn’t even exist. 😉

Ah well, something to think about. Have a great new year!

The Bugatti Veyron

If you’re not a big fan of sportscars, you may not be aware of some of the finer pieces of automotive machinery in life. Even if you don’t care about fast cars, keep reading. You just might be suprised.

So, who is Bugatti? Bugatti is a European automaker, owned by Volkswagen (VW). VW’s main brands include Volkswagen, Audi, Seat, and Skoda. The latter two brands are not (as of this edit) sold in the United States. But, the Bugatti will be. If you have $1.5 Million (USD) to blow, this IS your car.

Bugatti engineers wanted to build the car that was deemed impossible to build. They wanted a super sports car, something street legal, but with qualities unlike any other sportscar ever produced in human history. They succeeded, and they have produced the Bugatti Veyron.

Unless you’re worth tens of millions of dollars, chances are you’ll never even see a Veyron except on the Internet or perhaps on TV. However, if you’re like me – love cars and someday hope to be worth a decent amount, one can hope, can’t they? Without further delay and random banter by myself, here are some of the specifications on the Veyron.

It has a top speed of about 400km/hr – thats over 250mph. Two Audi V8’s mated together to form a “W12” engine, with the addition of 4 turbo charges produces 1,001 brake horse power (bhp) to propel this car to that top speed, and also to get it from zero to 60mph in 2.5 seconds. My car, a 2004 Nissan Maxima will do zero to 60mph in about six and a half seconds and has a top speed 100mph less then the Bugatti. While there can not be any direct comparisons made between a Nissan and Bugatti, I just use the accelleration and top speed comparions as a simple point of reference.

The transmission, a 7-speed manual and auto together, took 50 engineers five years to perfect. That’s a lot of man hours. Fuel economy is a respectable (given its power) 11.7mpg. For the environment, that sort of sucks, but many American trucks produce that level of mpg and don’t come close to 150mph, much less 250mph.

The most amazing idea about this car is its cost vs its price. It reportedly costs Bugatti $5 million USD to make, but they sell it for $1.5 million USD. They produced this car because people said they couldn’t. It is a technological and engineering marvel, and it is the best super sportscar ever produced. It is the automobile equivalent of the Concorde–it won’t produce much profit, but it will have a legacy and they have produced an automobile that many said couldn’t be done.

If I ever have millions to blow, I’m picking one of these up.

Here’s two links that might interest you. The first link, is a two-page summary of the car. The second link is a one hour show called “Top Gear” from England, where the Bugatti Veyron was showcased for much of the show. (A 12-min chunk in the beginnning and middle deals with another sports car, so you’ll have to wait through that.) And one word of warning; Top Gear is a bit anti-American. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and I sort of agree that the U.S. doesn’t really produce the best automobiles overall, but we do produce nice sports cars, reliable engines, and awesome trucks. That being said, Top Gear isn’t fond of many American products. So, Nationalistic and Patriotic feelings aside, it’s a good show. Enjoy.

London Times article on the Bugatti Veyron
Top Gear; Bugatti Veyron

Gifts & Gift Giving

I didn’t really do the whole Christmas thing this year (in terms of gifts) for anyone except my girlfriend and immediate family, for no other reason then because my usually plentifull creative side (which is usually responsible for getting gift ideas) took a long vacation this year, sometime around September and hasn’t returned since. After Thanksgiving when I really started shopping hardcore for peoples’ gifts, I was finding dead-ends at every corner. What do you get for the person that has everything? Adults are hard to buy for — kids are the best. There’s nothing like buying for a little girl or boy, because well, they still believe in Santa and that’s 90% of the fun.

Anywho, I did find a few cool things for people. I found some really good stuff at two different websites. My mom had liked some of the items I had purchased for others, and she wanted to know where I had got them. I didn’t realize they were that good, but people laughed or smiled, so I figured that was a good reaction.

I actually picked up some stuff for myself at these two specific websites, I’ll let you know what they are in a minute. One thing I got myself were two rubber [ink] stamps that I got for work. One says “COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT” and the other says “STAPLE THIS TO YOUR FACE”. I’m anxiously awaiting the first chance at work where I can actually slap this on some jackass’s email and hand it back to him or her, voicing my dissaproval. They’ll ask “who the hell are you to do that?” and I’ll reply “go suck a dead rat’s ass”, and then my manager will probably call me in for a little conference. Ah well, I can dream.

Anyway, the websites are:
www.thinkgeek.com
www.x-tremegeek.com

Hope everyone had a healthy, safe, and happy Christmas.

Christmas Time

I sort of feel like that guy right now, all be it with less drinks.

I love Christmas. It’s one of my favorite holidays. However, here at our place, we have everyone over. It’s nice because we don’t have to go anywhere, but bad in the sense that there’s a lot of work to do and no time to relax.

We had my aunt over today – my Dad’s sister. She’s suffers from Schitzophrenia, and an outburst today at dinner made the entire scene a little uncomfortable. I feel bad for my Dad only because that’s his only family left, besides us. Everyone else has either passed on, or lives in Germany.

There’s a lot of bright spots to Christmas here, and there is a lot of work too. Not all bad, but sometimes I just feel like resting. 🙂

I’ve actually made a request to Santa this year. I’d like to be cryogenically frozen from about Thanksgiving Day until January 2nd of the new year. Just knock me the hell out. 😉

Antivirus Programs

I figure now is as good of a time as any time to spread some information on antivirus programs. It’s the end of the year, so may be you have some personal time to devote to your PC and it’s maintenance, or perhaps your current antivirus subscription is coming up for renewal, so it might be time for a change. Or may be not.

For a few years (1999-2004), I used Norton Antivirus (By Symantec) antivirus products exclusively. For it’s time, it was good, though as the years went on I began to grow tired of Norton products, and large resources they required. I then switched to Trend Micro PC-Cillin, which has been a great product for me that I continue to support.

Recently, I tried a program I had heard about for a while, NOD32 by Eset. I happen to be a big fan of not fixing something that isn’t broken, but Trend has recently provided me with an error (update: to which I found the cause of, and the cause was human error-mine) that I didn’t happen to like.

NOD32 allegedly uses less resources then even Trend Micro, and Trend Micro was very lean. With NOD32, you’ll lose spyware scanning, firewall, and WLAN detection, but with other [free] spyware programs, at least the Windows firewall, and a properly secured WLAN, there is no harm in losing those features.

I don’t happen to be a big fan of Windows Firewall, so I checked out Kerio Personal Firewall. Nice looking firewall that I’m trying out now.

This all being said, there are antivirus programs out there that are very good, and very cheap. Free in fact. AVG and Avast are two antivirus programs that get excellent ratings and have free versions available, in addition to the subscription services.

A lot of people will ask, OK, OK…but all I get offered with my new PC purchase from [insert major PC manufacturer here] is Norton Internet Security 200x or McAfee…what about those? Well, my answer is “If you like something and it’s worked well for you, stick with it.” For me, I don’t happen to like McAfee products, though I used one of their DOS-based antiviruses in the mid 1990s. Norton products have left a bad taste in my mouth because of some policies they have, and also the “bloated” nature of their products. (I had a really bad experience – twice actually – with their “System Utilities” packages from 2000 and 2004.

Whatever you do, use *something*. Unless of course you use an OS-X or Linux based machine, where level of virus infection is next to none, compared to that of a Windows based computer.

So, let me guess, you want all the links to some recommended antivirus applications? No problem…

Microsoft Trusted Antivirus Partners

Avast
AVG
KAV/Kapersky
McAfee
Eset’s NOD32
Norton/Symantec
Panda
Kerio (Firewall)

The Beauty of Concert Taping

During my college years (circa 1994) ,I let go of some of my musical roots and branched out to other types of music. Don’t get me wrong, my parents did a fine job. I have specific memories of listening to the Beatles on trips to New England or to Virgina when I was 4 or 5. Memories vivid enough that I remember my place in the car, remember the songs played (Let It Be, Paperback Writer, etc.). It would have been 1979 or 1980 at this point, thankfully, I do have what seems to be a saved memory for those times. That being said, my parents besides liking The Beatles also turned me on to Anne Murray, The Eagles, Stevie Wonder, and a host of classical music. Anyway…

In college, with newfound friends and interest, I was able to develop a fond affection for many different types of music, both groups/bands I hadn’t even heard of before (311, Rusted Root, Morphine, Dave Matthews Band) and groups/bands that were famous but I choose not to listen to in high school for whatever reason (The Black Crowes, Led Zep, Billy Joel, etc.). That was the beauty about college — so many people, so many interests. Arguably, between school work and sleep, there wouldn’t be enough time in the day to fully explore a given person’s musical interests in great detail.

Being a big fan of the Dave Matthews Band since late 1993, I began to see a few shows. My first show of theirs was at the Mann Music Center in Philadelphia Pennsylvania, in very late August or early September of 1994. It was indeed a great show, and upon coming home from that show, my following of DMB had started.

I began to do a little research on this thing called “The Internet” in 1994 about the band, and I was able to stumble upon quite a bit of excellent information about the band, even in the primative Internet world of 1994.

Upon reading more and more about them, I found out that they – like many other “jam bands” – allow the taping of their concerts. You couldn’t plug directly into the soundboard, but you could setup what equipment you had, and make an audience recording. I was so energized by this notion, that I began to actively search on how I could receive copies of concerts that people have recorded.

At this time, the Internet was a common household name. Music was not downloaded like it is today – there was no such thing. Hell, in 1994 recordable CDs were not common at the end-user level due to their cost. Instead, people collabortaed together on the Internet in a place that still exists called “Usenet”, where you could post your list of shows you have. This list would be posted in a newsgroup (similar to a web-based discussion board) where anyone else reading that group could view your list. If you had something that someone wanted, the person would contact you. If you found something from his or her list, you would do a trade. Between 1994 and 1998, I probably traded over 100 concerts and triple that amount of actual cassette tapes. You would physically take blank tapes, copy the shows the person wanted, and in good faith would mail them to the person expecting to get your shows in return. In the time I spent trading this way, I was only burned for about 10 tapes and $20 in postage. Pretty low, given the odds, I would say.

I got so into tape trading, that I decided to make a FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) for the alt.binaries.bootlegs newsgroup where lists were posted. I relinquished control of this FAQ several years ago due to my own time constrants, but the FAQ still exists (and is currently updated), and older versions that I had created can still be found at the same website. The URL is: http://www.ambfaq.cjb.net

It’s crazy to me to look back at my revisions – 10 years ago – and see that my hard work is still there, and still used frequently.

Now, I’m going to make the jump to 2005….hold on. 😉

Welcome to the Internet. The land of cable modems, high speed connections, always-on availability, and the freedom of free information. Trading isn’t commonly done anymore the way it was. Peoople will still send what’s called “B+P” (Blanks and Postage) to new people that don’t have any shows for trading, but the common way to trade these days is something called “The Bit Torrrent Network”. Let me explain…

Check out http://www.dreamingtree.org

Confused? Don’t be. As a user goes to a concert and records it, they offer it for download. This website facilitates the searching and downloading of the DMB concerts. You’ll need a Bit Torrent client (I like a program called Bit Comet), and then you’ll need to download the “.torrent” file for a specific show. Over a few hours, you will have downloaded the whole show most likely in one of two formats; FLAC and SHN. Both are LOSSLESS audio compression formats, unlike MP3. DO NOT convert a FLAC or SHN to MP3….instead, convert to WAVE and burn to a CD.

FAQ’s at each website will do a much better job of explaining things then I can do here, so I will only offer the links. Good luck, and happy listening.

Thank to Dave Matthews, and the Dave Matthews Band for allowing live audience recordings, as well as continously outperforming themselves year after year.

Links:

The Dreaming Tree (www.dreamingtree.org)
www.etree.org
What is the Bit Torrent Network?
Bit Comet