{"id":11,"date":"2005-07-24T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-25T00:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2005-11-21T03:27:58","modified_gmt":"2005-11-21T03:27:58","slug":"saying-stuff-that-makes-no-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/saying-stuff-that-makes-no-sense\/","title":{"rendered":"Saying stuff that makes no sense"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wilburstreet.com\/weblog\/uploaded_images\/idiot-759513.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wilburstreet.com\/weblog\/uploaded_images\/idiot-757983.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>We&#8217;ve all done it.  You know when you say something stupid to someone, and by the time you know you&#8217;ve said it, it&#8217;s too late.  You know what I mean, like asking someone if they&#8217;re pregnant and they respond &#8220;what?&#8221;.  Thast sort of thing.  You know you&#8217;ve done it, think hard.<\/p>\n<p>I did it the other night.  Nothing big, but I&#8217;m mentioning it because it&#8217;s not the first time I&#8217;ve done it.  Generally speaking, as humans, we learn.  I normally learn things from my environment, but apparently, I seem to have this happen again and again and again&#8230;:<\/p>\n<p>The scene:  Restaurant<br \/>The time: dinner<\/p>\n<p>My party is seated, and the hostess says &#8220;enjoy your dinner&#8221;, and I say &#8220;thanks, you too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hello?  Head check.  She ain&#8217;t eatin.  I am.  Why in God&#8217;s green Earth did I just say that?  I do try and be polite, but thats a seperate issue.  I basically told her to enjoy something that I was about to enjoy to which she was not a part of.  <\/p>\n<p>Weird.<\/p>\n<p>Anywho, we&#8217;ve all done it, you can pick your own circumstance, but you know it&#8217;s there. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all done it. You know when you say something stupid to someone, and by the time you know you&#8217;ve said it, it&#8217;s too late. You know what I mean, like asking someone if they&#8217;re pregnant and they respond &#8220;what?&#8221;. Thast sort of thing. You know you&#8217;ve done it, think hard. I did it the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/saying-stuff-that-makes-no-sense\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Saying stuff that makes no sense&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-social"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}