{"id":17,"date":"2005-07-08T18:40:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-09T00:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/?p=17"},"modified":"2005-11-21T03:28:47","modified_gmt":"2005-11-21T03:28:47","slug":"the-stupidest-thing-ive-heard-this-week-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/the-stupidest-thing-ive-heard-this-week-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"The Stupidest Thing I&#8217;ve Heard This Week, Part 1."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wilburstreet.com\/weblog\/uploaded_images\/weather-762266.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wilburstreet.com\/weblog\/uploaded_images\/weather-760708.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>The scene:<br \/>Long Island, NY.  Typical rich kid driving a Mercades E500 AMG.<\/p>\n<p>The weather: (this is important in a minute)<br \/>A balmy 85 degrees with high humidity, making it feel like you&#8217;re taking a shower all day.<\/p>\n<p>The incident:<br \/>Waiting for my lunch, the young (~25 years old) and short driver of this car, explains a coworkers dry sense of humor to his friend that he&#8217;s eating lunch with.<\/p>\n<p>The comment:<br \/>&#8220;Dude, Ken&#8217;s sense of humour is like, I mean it&#8217;s so dry&#8230;it&#8217;s as dry as the humidity outside.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is when my head spun 360 degrees.<\/p>\n<p>The lesson:<br \/>You can still be an idiot, and drive a $100,000 car.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The scene:Long Island, NY. Typical rich kid driving a Mercades E500 AMG. The weather: (this is important in a minute)A balmy 85 degrees with high humidity, making it feel like you&#8217;re taking a shower all day. The incident:Waiting for my lunch, the young (~25 years old) and short driver of this car, explains a coworkers &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/the-stupidest-thing-ive-heard-this-week-part-1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Stupidest Thing I&#8217;ve Heard This Week, Part 1.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-social"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}