{"id":38,"date":"2005-10-26T20:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-27T02:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/?p=38"},"modified":"2005-11-21T03:22:37","modified_gmt":"2005-11-21T03:22:37","slug":"the-day-job-just-keeps-on-getting-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/the-day-job-just-keeps-on-getting-better\/","title":{"rendered":"The Day Job Just Keeps on Getting Better"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tolerance:<\/strong>The capacity for or the practice of recognizing and respecting the beliefs or practices of others.<\/p>\n

Like in most offices, my day job has a “suggestion box”, where employees can anonymously submit suggestions, which get read aloud monthly at our BPNR (financial) meetings.<\/p>\n

On Tuesday, we had our most recent meeting. At the end of the meeting, our branch manager read the suggestions. The suggestions this time really fucking insightfull, real time-wasters. Without further adue, here is what they were:<\/p>\n

1) Could people please make less noise when congregating together to leave at 5pm. Some employees have to work till 5:30 or 6:00pm and we find it disturbing.<\/p>\n

My comment: Fine. Thanks for approaching the 2 or 3 people that might have been doing it one or two days. You had to be a coward and submit an anonymous comment. You are now known as no balls.<\/p>\n

2) Cursing. There is too much foul language used at work.<\/p>\n

My comment: Go fuck yourself.<\/p>\n

3) Please refrain from eating Chinese food at your desk – it smells.<\/p>\n

My comment: My head is still spinning, so I have no comment.<\/p>\n

People, these were the suggestions that were in the box this month. The voices in my head haven’t stopped screaming since this meeting, so I don’t know what to make of it. What I do know is we have a bunch of fucking pussy babies at work.<\/p>\n

So, what have I been doing. For one, I have been generally louder than usual. Secondly, I have dropped the f-bomb in casual conversation. And today, I ordered Chicken w\/ brocolli.<\/p>\n

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Tolerance:The capacity for or the practice of recognizing and respecting the beliefs or practices of others. Like in most offices, my day job has a “suggestion box”, where employees can anonymously submit suggestions, which get read aloud monthly at our BPNR (financial) meetings. On Tuesday, we had our most recent meeting. At the end of … <\/p>\n

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