{"id":5,"date":"2004-08-07T18:40:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-08T00:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/?p=5"},"modified":"2005-11-21T03:29:14","modified_gmt":"2005-11-21T03:29:14","slug":"new-york-state-at-its-finest-sarcasm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/new-york-state-at-its-finest-sarcasm\/","title":{"rendered":"New York State at it&#8217;s Finest [sarcasm]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wilburstreet.com\/weblog\/uploaded_images\/beer-798511.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wilburstreet.com\/weblog\/uploaded_images\/beer-794233.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>In exactly 14 days from now, we&#8217;ll be hours into a party we&#8217;re hosting for my grandfather&#8217;s 95th birthday.  About 60 people will attend, and appropriately, I&#8217;m in charge of the alcohol. \ud83d\ude42  <\/p>\n<p>I had been thinking about getting a nice, good keg of beer for the guests.  May be Sam Adams, or Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.  Something like that.  It&#8217;s been years since I got a keg.  Hell, the last time I got a keg was in my college days &#8211; 1998 or so &#8211; in Delaware.  A &#8220;good&#8221; keg was $85 and there was a $50 deposit for the tap+keg themsevles.<\/p>\n<p>I get to the beer distributor yesterday, and inquire about a keg.  For deposit on the tap, it was $75 from the beer distributor.  Ok, that&#8217;s a little steep, but whatever.  Then, I was told that New York State requires a $125 additional deposit on the keg.  I asked what this covered, and apparently, the distributor slaps a sticker on the side of the keg.  It&#8217;s a New York State form, and it&#8217;s sort of like the I.D. for that keg.  If you return the keg without that sticker, New York State just earned $125.<\/p>\n<p>So, I won&#8217;t be getting a keg of anything. \ud83d\ude42 What I&#8217;m going to do is take that $150 I was going to spend on a good keg of Sam Adams, and by several different cases of good beer.<\/p>\n<p>Who wins? Jeff, and the party people.<\/p>\n<p>Who loses? New York State.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, I will be returning all bottles for my .05 cents back on each can. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In exactly 14 days from now, we&#8217;ll be hours into a party we&#8217;re hosting for my grandfather&#8217;s 95th birthday. About 60 people will attend, and appropriately, I&#8217;m in charge of the alcohol. \ud83d\ude42 I had been thinking about getting a nice, good keg of beer for the guests. May be Sam Adams, or Sierra Nevada &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/new-york-state-at-its-finest-sarcasm\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;New York State at it&#8217;s Finest [sarcasm]&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-social"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}