{"id":63,"date":"2006-01-13T21:07:48","date_gmt":"2006-01-14T02:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/?p=63"},"modified":"2006-01-22T17:21:50","modified_gmt":"2006-01-22T22:21:50","slug":"blasting-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wilburstreet.com\/blog\/blasting-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Blasting Off"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So I farted in this chick’s face today at work. We work closely together, but she was sort of pissing me off a little today. So, by the end of the day, after eating a nice pulled pork sandwhich with coleslaw, I mustered up enough steam to really blow one out at her.<\/p>\n

I walked over to her, asked her what she was doing this weekend, and while doing this, I queued the fart up inside me, so it was right at the door, ready to be unleased. I turned around, and then I blasted it. Right in her face. It was loud, and it was wet. It was like the kind of fart where you’re actually a little scared – you’re not totally sure if you really want to check your underwear or not. It felt so good to let this one rip right in her face.<\/p>\n

At any rate, it was a good one, and The Farting Preacher would be proud of me. Needless to say, my coworker called me by her patented phrase “You vile nasty buzzard”. Then, I left for the day, my job was done. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I farted in this chick’s face today at work. We work closely together, but she was sort of pissing me off a little today. So, by the end of the day, after eating a nice pulled pork sandwhich with coleslaw, I mustered up enough steam to really blow one out at her. I walked … <\/p>\n

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